BORING的SEMINAR FRANCAIS VS 有趣的闲聊。。。

今天，我出席了一场讲座（是被逼的啦），是讲关于FRANCAIS的东西的。这场讲座的出席者包括了所有课外活动参与SISWANIAGA及FRANCAIS的人。起初，我是非常“听话”地跟回自己的队伍坐在一起的。而且还拿起他所提供的纸和笔来记录下他所讲的东西呢！他说：“only10% ppl wil success in new business. It is very dficult 2 start a business, bt y stil hav many ppl 1 2 do business? 1 of d business is francais. Most of d francaisy depend on francaisor. Francaisy do d business follow d system. Francaisy wil pay such loyalty o somethg 2 francaisor n francaisor wil help francaisy. But francaisy cant dpend on francaisor at all d time. V mz know bout our product 1st b4 v going 2 sell 2 another. Y brand so important? Cz brand is 1 of d quality-grantee. All product mz hav unique selling point ( U.S.P ). Dun jz follow other ppl. V muz create our own unique product. U.S.P is 1 of d key 2 success....................”他在讲完这段话之后，便有20分钟的休息，是用来吃早餐的。由于是休息时间，所以我便到讲堂外面走走及顺便去个洗手间吧！怎知酱巧，给我碰到了IRENE.哇噻，二话不说，回到讲堂，我简直可说是即刻“打包”，从原本的西边座位，搬到了东边呢！！！我和她啊，只要碰在一起，就会没完没了。哈哈！！！搬过去跟她坐在一起之后，话题便很自然地出来了！！！在还没有休息时间之前，我是真的没见到她啦，或许是太多人了，500人一班！由于怕吵到其他人（其实其他人也在自由活动啦！！！哈哈！！！玩电脑游戏！！！），所以，我们就用写的咯！！！一写便写了5张纸，也就是10页！我们的对话就这样开始咯！！！果然，闲聊的时间还真快过呢！

M=MAGGIE ( ME) ; I=IRENE ; Y=SOK YONG

WM=WRITING MSG(10.30 am)
I : recently I feel boring study la.
M: y u feel dun1 study leh?
I : no mood ah.
M: y no mood leh? Thinking of ah boy ah?
I : no la.
M: u think about money?
I : no lo.
M: u dun1 money? U 1 lov ah?
I : no oso.
M: wat is d problem leh? 4 me mayb is money la. Recently I alwz talk bout money wo,
mayb u wil say start fr last time I oso lov money liao de…
I : ya lo. I realy 1 2 say so. I feel lazy 2 read nia (hokkian=only), no problem la.
M: I know u not interested bout money de la. How ah?recently got bf ma?
I : got la.
M: who? (x100)
I : if I say, u oso dun noe de. Kaka.
M: u describe him la.
I : not vy handsome lo…
M: nvm la. U fast2 describe 2 me la…
I : same high, same…,same favourite food, sport & cant tell ady. Cz later u wil noe…
M: in uum de?
I : erm…cant tell la…
M: no syok liao.hahaha
I : no la…
M: u tell me la. I tell u all my thgs de lo. Bt u not…..sad…..
I : ok la, u tell me 1st bout ur bf.
M: no ah.
Y: so boring……
I : then u can join us ah!
Y: bt my bi poor ma.
I : its ok. V understand is enough ady.
M: tell me la.
I : taiping ppl. Same age. My form 6 schoolmate.
M: realy de ma?
I : bt he work ady lo now. No enter uni.
M: is ok la, d important thg is money ma…hahaha.
I : haiya, I dun care bout $$ de……gud is enough..
M: if no money, then he gud 2 u, bt u 2 nid 2 eat pasir de o if he dun hav money cz no
money buy rice ma….kakaka…
I : haiya…not poor like tat la. He got work ma…then I not married him, so dun wory.
Jz bf nia. He is computer software technical.
M: hah? U oso 1 money ah? If not, y u dun married him? Haha. When u n him start de?
I : last week lo. 3 am he call me n said cant sleep.
M: oic. Then he said he thinking of u la? Until cant sleep….b4 tis do u hav dating
experience de?
I : no lo..
M: so, when I go 2 ur house, u no time accompany me liao lo? U nid dating ma…
I : no la. He wil understand me de. I jz accompany u…
M: when I accompany u 2 2gether, I feel like “dian deng pao” (电灯泡)…
I : y u n him say same thg de?
M: wat he said?
I : he said “tim tan tang” (Cantonese).
M: when u go out wif ur frenz, he said so?
I : ya lo…. Then he wil jlous de. Act like little boy…last 9 hor, my hostel no water,
then I go toilet ma,take time lo…go 2 portion a level 5, then he call me, I din
answer cz my hp at room. He call 20 miscall & 7 msg…..hahaha…ki seow
( hokkian=crazy) de!!!
M: wah seh, my sister finaly bcome “ a little” mature liao, cz dating ady.
hahahaha….bt u still a “little girl” in my heart….
I : im not little girl lo..
M: I said in my heart ma…haha. Bt I oso hapy 2 hear u dating ady…
I : y hapy?
M: hapy la. No reason ah. Is gud thg la cz last time nvr hear u said de, now u can
sharing with me, sure hapy la….
I : ooo…I realy let u “d 1” noe only. All ppl dun noe include my roommate n sis. Bt
Xiao pei noe ady. Cz c d msg…
M: realy meh? Bt they can feel de when u alwz answer call 4 long time…
I : ya lo . I answer 1 call 4 3 hours…
M: wah lau…u pay d bill ah…
I : sure no la. I asked him dun alwz call me. He said he cant sleep if no call me. He
everyday 1 hear my voice. Gila punya….
M: jz start ma. If after 3 months he still like tat,u should hapy la….mayb he wil de….
I : he said until he die..
M: u blive him?
I : no.
M: y leh?
I : if me, I oso not like tat la. Lov til tis meh?
M: lov is sacrifice ma…
I : iak!!! Rou ma si le…( 肉麻死)
M: rou ma? I dun think so,bt 4 me mayb is “huang yan” (谎言)
I : ya lo. I oso think so. Im not 2 focus de la.
M: tats mean u jz play2 wif him o…actualy u lov him de ma? O jz accept him as
“body guard”?
I : im not so sui ( 衰) la jie(sis)!!!jz dun lov so much like him only…haiyaya..
M: oic. He lov u more than u lov him la…
I : yaya.
M: u more like “ giv ppl lov u” more than “u lov ppl”?
I : cant say like tat la. Im not so sui. Ei, jie, promise me cant tell others oh!
M: sure la, bt I wil post our conversation on my blog as my 2day de dairy, can?
I : ok la….haha….paiseh (hokkian=shy) leh!!! U noe how xiao pei noe? Cz d msg
bgin by “dear”….
M: oic. He called u dear la….wat is his job?
I : refer 2 page 2, line 8…
M: paiseh, suddenly 4get tim….usualy wat time u chating wif him de? U muz tell me
so tat I not call u o sms u at tat time…
I : nite la
M: usualy wat time leh?
I : 11pm o 12am – 3am.
M: almost every 9 ah?
I : ya, every 9.
M: he use postpaid o prepaid?
I : postpaid.
M: I think u 2 nid 2 apply sup-line liao.
I : rm150 per month.then 1 change liao. He said mayb not enough.
M: sure not enough la. Sis, ur family noe u dating de ma? U muz tell me so tat I hav
preparation when go 2 ur house..
I : dun noe, even my sis…
M: then….how ah? U no nid go out wif him meh? Then when I go 2 ur house, I cant
even said a word about him la?
I : sure cant ….he dun care bout tat. If im free n line clear, I meet him n dating lo. He
noe all tis, my family n long distance…..he said its ok….
M: line clear?
I : tats his word la….line clear.
M: wat meaning de?
I : u ah! Kek si wa (hokkian= 气死我)la. Dun 2 “jinzhang” ( 紧张) la
M: I realy not understand la.
I : when d time I go out alone means line clear wo he said.
M: oic.he dun 1 others disturb u 2 dating la? Then I nid “noe how 2 do” lo…
I : how?
M: I mean “noe do”!（会做）
I : do wat? Zou meh ye sin?(Cantonese=do wat 1st?)
M: I mean understand ur situation la
I : when u come 2 my house?
M: when u 1 I go la?....i wil feel paiseh when disturb u dating de…..kakakaka
I : I only accompany u…next time only his turn la when u come 2 my house….
I asked him man man deng la(慢慢等 ).haha, u more important.
M: wah seh, I wil feel “bu hao yi shi”（不好意思） de wo. How can like tat.
although im ur sis la，very pity la him…
I : stil got time wif him la. U more important 4 me. U r gud sis oh.
M: I stil feel not gud lo. Nvm la, when v go out, u oso asked ur another frenz la so tat
I can join ur another frenz lo, then u 2 jz go 2 dating la, no nid “layan” me de
I : I sure wil asked another frenz, I won leave u alone de jie….i wil care 4 u de. Im
not Zhong se qing jie de(重色轻姐)
M: no la. Im not said u “focus bf” n “ leave me” la. I jz feel paiseh….bt is ok la cz can
c ur bf.hahaha, dun let ur dad noe I wil go 2 ur house la, cz ur dad wil prepare
many2 thgs, I bu hao yi shi la…
I: lai bu ji le(来不及了),my dad ,mum,sis noe ady. Paiseh oo….
M: tis final sem sure wil go de. V go 2 walk around la….
I : I hav time wif u de…whole week…
M: oso wif ur bf la. I dun mind u “use” me as ur dating “bridge” de.hahaha….
I : xiao(hokkian=crazy) la u ….he wil understand me…he very gentleman de. If my
fren is girl is ok. If boy he wil follow n 1 mention im his gf. Xiao!!!
M: no la. I not mean he not gentleman. I jz said im realy dun mind. Actually ur family
wil accept u dating de ma?
I : wil….bt wif uum student…..
M: y leh? Y ur family more like u dating wif uum student leh?
I : standard n suitable.
M: oic . bt I dun think its exactly rite lo….
I : I think…. I oso not very lov him lo, jz pity nia. Izit very sui?he alwz called me
dear, n I dun, when finish call me,he wil said I lov u, I miss u, muakz n I said bye
bye only…
M: if u not realy lov him,u realy so sui lo..bt u said called dear o say somethg I miss u..
I think mayb u paiseh 2 say so la….izit?
I : im not paiseh……jz geli only!
M: hahaahha….u 1 make me laughing til “keluar” voice?
I : no lo.realy de….alwz he said 2 me, then I said nothg.
M: u realy lov him de ma?
I : dun noe,hahaha
M: how can dun noe?
I : cz I think he veryx3 gud n care me.then he said til tat ady, how I refuse o????u 1 c
d msg???
M: 1 sure 1 la,jz now u said dlit all le?
I : got 2 msg not dlit.
M: let me c c.hehe.romantic de ma?
I : geli nia….u better b ready….
M: I can accept all d thgs de cz I like these words ma.hehehe. izit me “bian tai”?
(变态)
I : ya lo……hahahaha.then u noe ady y I accept him ady?
M: yaya.i noe cz he make u “xin dong”(心动)
I : no lo.not “xin dong”, is “xin zhang bing fa”(heart attack)
M: so c’rious? Heart attack?wah sei, like tat,dun alwz answer his call le, I scared u wil
get real heart attack 1 day…

I : if not answer oso cant wo…later he cant sleep.realy u noe.tat day 1 hours 10 times,
cz I din answer his call ah….i slept ady. Ur story leh? Got ppl chase u de, I noe.cz
my sis so beautiful.dun “keke”(hokkian=pura2) wif me ah!
M: y suddenly talk bout me de? U noe me de la,u noe all bout me la,fr last2 time ago...
I : I dun blive lo no ppl chase u meh?
M: I not said no la, start fr last time u noe got de la. I not try 2 “keep secret” fr u pun..
I : who oh? Dun take so long time 2 think gua…got many ah?su bu qing(uncountable)
meh?
M: where got? U think me so “ laku” meh!
I : ya la.
M: haiyo ,no la…..jz 1 o 2 I tell u nia…
I : tell now!
M: betul2 1 now only got 1 la….
I : bf?
M: yaya ,y u looks so surprise leh? U think I hav many2 ah? I giv u bad image?
I : cz I dun noe u got bf ady ma….u din tell me b4.
M: b4 de not c’rious de ma, jz “use” him la, tis 1 I realy lov him de….
I : who?tell la….i told u ady mine de.
M: same hometown de lo…
I : work?
M: study la
I : where?
M: ums lo
I : uum? Ums? Sabah ar?
M: ya ya,keep tis secret la…..
I : ok ok.u oso ,dun said my dear 2 bad on ur blog oh!!!!
M: no ah, I jz post d real dialog between us on there, promise not change any words….
Jz now said jz pity then accept him,now pula say my dear…
I : hahhaah.funny lo…..ur bf got frenzter o tagged ar? I 1 view.
M: long time I oso not play liao,u giv me c u de la…
I : he dun hav frenzter o tagged. Cz he work, no time ma…
M: no la. I said do u hav picture in ur hp?
I : his picture? Blm ambil.
M: ambil?jz asked him mms la…
I : my hp no mms la..
M: online email la
I : he no time online de..
M: haiyo, no take very long time de, jz a while ma..
I : when I back, I take picture wif him,only let u c…
M: is ok la.at tat time ,I think I can c d real person le….
I : ya lo
M: very “qi dai”（期待）lo
I : soon…
M: yaya ,fast2 over tis sem la….
I : tis raya mayb wil go out wif him…then v take cute2 picture 2gether…then let u c..
M: erm….gud…muz take cute2 de wo….
I : sure very cute…
M: I noe my sis very cute de….
I : my bf oso very cute de actually… I cheated u nia jz now…

M: c!!!help him liao…..so , I think v can pakat 2gether,next time v go 2 travel 2gether
la, cz my dad oso dun noe me dating bt my mum noe la. How u think? Gud time
n chance pakat .
I : oic. Can can…bt 1 travel,he should offday only can go. Cz he work ma!!!u go
dating wif him ady ma?
M: not yet la. Sure wil wait ur dear off day la.then u can discuss wif ur bf lo. 1 hav
lunch 2gether ah later?
I : ok ah!!!
M: where?
I : muamalat? Yab Chinese food ah? Then?
M: subaidah?
I : ok 2.
M: then “deal” lo.
I : deal.
M: ok ok.finish. no no, continue nextime..
I : ok ok.next time dun noe when ady lo,can meet u, so “ se bu de ni”(舍不得)
M: oic,very se bu de wo la, very rou ma(肉麻)wo,my bulu naik lo…
I : so….u noe la…..so I din say 2 him lo……
M: dferent ppl dferent feeling ma.
I : u ah….very “kap”(Cantonese=match) wif him lo. He alwz say same thg like u de.
actually I got said I 1 introduce u 2 him de.i said u very beautiful, cute, clever,gud
girl, then he said he 1 me only…..i 1 faint lo when hear tat….sweet!!!
M: haiyo, stupid la u.how can u “promote” me 2 him leh???u muz “zhen xi”(珍惜)
When u hav chance. Dun alwz promote me la….hahaah
I : no lo. Cz tat time I think of u nia d girl tat I can introduce 2 him.
M: bt d person he lov is u wo sis,d jack ah,stil hav “fan”(烦)me lo.
I : haiyaya,u both very suitable la.
M: no la,not match la.jack got call jess ma?
I : no…..he only cant 4 get u nia…realy u giv him poison very gao lat(hokkian=够力)
lo tat day!!!
M: u lo. I jz cant tahan he talk bad bout u n ur sis lo.so,I play him gao lat gao lat la.
I : who noe? he very stupid.c’rious wif u n kena poison. Very gud !padan muka!!
M: I 1 make him like get me liao then I “fly” him,let him noe d feeling la….he stil got
contact u ma? He alwz call me la,bt recently no ady la, cz I dun 1 answer his call...
I : he 4get me ady la….he only kena ur poison, my poison no use de….dint reaction
de poison. Urs is more gao lat…
M: bt now feel “fan” le…..he kena my poison oso not gud la….nasib baik he at kl..
I : ya lo. If he at uum, u no nid go anywhere ady.stay at room like sakai o tarzan…
M: yaya.very bad la him.u think he realy lov me ah?
I : sure!!!100%
M: ur sis stil hav contact wif d “ scotter” ma?
I : no ady. My sis oso said game over wif him ady..stupid name la.motorcycle name.
M: yaya.y he so stupid use d motorcycle name as his nickname la….haiyo, realy not
match wif ur sis…
I : stupid la. Scotter n jack oso stupid 1.english dun noe 2 write, simple de oso dun
noe. bodoh betul. Name oso “boh ho tia”(hokkian=不好听) ya lo,v so syok hor
said ppl.
M: ya lo.bt only they 2 la,cz they realy stupid ma….
I : cham (hokkian=惨)la,u write til ur pen’s ink finish liao.kakaka
M: yes lo,haiyo, almost 10 pages v write liao.now can finish lo…
I : I think only v both can talk like tis nia. I cant talk like tis wif other ppl especially
my dear.later he think I “ki xiao liao”(hokkian=发神经了)
M: v very match lo,either play ppl o chating o….anythg la,tats y v can b sis ma…
I : ya ya .i think so….jz release 10sion lo…long time no meet,no same class, oso can
chat til like tis hor…..
M: very crazy de la us…..ok la,anythg 2 “add”?
I : nothg ady. Chat next time when meet lo, my lovly jie jie…
M: ok la,stop here la…..so long….
I : muakz….
M: realy lov u wo,,,,
I : lov u 2, my dear jie jie…
M: I wil alwz wif u,my lovly mei mei….

12.44pm
结论：a)非常闷的一个讲座！！！！或许：
1）他讲得不吸引！！
2）我对“francais”没兴趣！！！

b)非常有趣的闲聊！！！哈哈。可能，我俩真的太久没聊天了！！收获肯定有咯，因为“挖”到你的秘密了！！其实，不久前，真的有感觉到你是有话要跟我讲的，可是，你不知怎么开口！！！果然，今天你承认了，你说你讲不出口，可是你写得出。好吧，下次有说不出口的话就写给我吧！！！！

给你的话：不爱你就是不爱你！！！

我们都习惯了为一些事情寻找背后的原因。当我们遇到一位非常有礼貌的人，我们会推论他或她的教养是良好的。看见成功人士，我们会想找出他或她的成功秘诀。相反地，对于失败，导致失败的因素，也会成为我们所寻找的关键。甚至是，当一对情侣分手了，双方或许也会思考其原因。

可是，我们曾有想过有些事情是没有原因的？？？

我爱他，根本无须理由！我爱他，并不是他比你好，比你富有，比你聪明，比你帅，比你。。。。。。也不时因为他可以给到我什么利益。所以，别再追问我为什么爱他！如果我可以给到你答案，我想那些原因也只不过是你的强迫。

我不爱你（是“我不爱你”，不是“我不再爱你”！！！），也没有任何原因！我不爱你，并不代表你有什么不好或你太好。我觉得自己不爱你，就不爱你咯。如果我可以找到理由，那或许会是我用来说服你的借口罢了。